Two cents

Today I got to practice just to listen to another 30 minute speech by Derek the douche.  Like really come on at least if your going to talk to us that closely in a girls bathroom might I add, pop a tic tac into your mouth or here's an idea brush your teeth?  So that I'm not gagging myself from that horrible odor coming from that hole you call a mouth. Second every time you lecture us about something that nobody even cares about or even better listens to how about we don't go into the girls bathroom, like come on man its just unnecessary.  Then during the whole time he's blabbing about something I never listen to he snaps at people constantly who stop looking at him but really can you blame them its not like he's something special to look at or even remotely close to that.  Then the worst part is that he says "keep with me for another five seconds" then that five seconds turns into what seems like five whole hours of just misery.  So all I got from his whole "speech" was never go into a closed room with him again, stand in the back so you don't smell his breathe, I really don't care even more about what he says now, and lastly someone needs to go on a diet.  So how about next time he offers his two cents he won't?